I know there are a few on here who enjoy bacon flavored anything. Here are step by step instructions for bacon flavoring your whiskey:

http://www.instructables....n-Whiskey/

Bacon flavored whiskey sounds a little nasty, but whiskey flavored bacon might be doable.

Buck nailed it

I think #12 needs some more research.

I had a good (I think) experience with Blackfoot River Brewery, triple Belgium and somehow woke up with my man and bacon...it was a strange night but I think it falls into number 12.

Richard,
Watching the Keeping Up Appearances episode where Daisy is strutting her stuff for Onslow. She has to go get more bacon for his breakfast in bed to keep his attention!

Richard Bonine, Jr. wrote:

I think #12 needs some more research.

After significant research #12 is a lie.

Gunnar, I died and went to pork heaven!!!! I love you!!!

Unless "getting laid" is referring to the egg next to the bacon as eggs are always laid LOL...

howdy wrote:

Unless "getting laid" is referring to the egg next to the bacon as eggs are always laid LOL...

I dunno.... #12 clearly claims that "Bacon gets you laid". My conclusion is that bacon is about as useful in that process as the "AY" in Okay.

Hell, I even started throwing green cupcakes into the mix and it made no difference.

We are now carrying Bacon Vodka.. The Bacon Vodka.

It is wonderful in Bloody Mary's and in Caesars . We also carry the Benny Beef Straws for your Bloody Mary's and Caesars!!

And you don't even need a # 12 !! with these.

Chicken-fried bacon.

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