Blonde Joke (do not take it personally, please)
Posted by DEAN (+86) 10 years ago
Blonde horseback rider

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady
and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart
greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.
Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17492) 10 years ago
Wendy, I believe I speak for all of us, in that we are anxiously waiting for your response to Dean's joke.
Posted by Kacey (+3161) 10 years ago
I love it!!
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14970) 10 years ago
That joke is older than God's dog.
Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6166) 10 years ago
Gunnar, if you have that much time on your hands you need to get a hobby.