All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15536) 17 years ago
* Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

* Don't cry over spilled milk.

* When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

* The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

* It's better to be seen and not herd.

* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

* Never take any bull from anybody.

* Always let them know who's the bossy.

* Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
Posted by Buck Showalter (+4458) 17 years ago
* Eating your own crap isn't such a big deal.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (edited 4/25/2006).]
Posted by Morhead (+119) 17 years ago

You are one sick-sick-sick individual my friend, but funny.....LOL

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