If the scoutmaster has the scouts get into groups of two, are they pre-paired?

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (4/13/2011)]

I get it. lol

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists & Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store

Truer words were never spoken Steve....

You are spot on, Mr. Crapduck.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap! It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".


It sure does pay to read the labels!

Steve, wouldn't it be cool if it were that easy??

Reminds me of the guy that had a car mirror for a belt buckle.
"Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear" it said

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

And therein lies your problem. You should be using Pledge.

Never hire a depressed exorcist - they're not very good at lifting spirits.

If you dont have anything nice to say...come sit next to me!!!! LOL!!!

would a substitute band teacher be considered a semi-conductor?