Funny thought for the day:
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 11 years ago
If the scoutmaster has the scouts get into groups of two, are they pre-paired?

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (4/13/2011)]
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Posted by Matt Hanvold (+60) 11 years ago
I get it. lol
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 11 years ago
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2738) 11 years ago
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4. Baptists & Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 11 years ago
Truer words were never spoken Steve....
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6172) 11 years ago
You are spot on, Mr. Crapduck.
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 11 years ago
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2738) 11 years ago
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?

Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap! It says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".


It sure does pay to read the labels!
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 11 years ago
Steve, wouldn't it be cool if it were that easy??
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Posted by ABE (+415) 11 years ago
Reminds me of the guy that had a car mirror for a belt buckle.
"Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear" it said
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 11 years ago
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says "for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?


And therein lies your problem. You should be using Pledge.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
Never hire a depressed exorcist - they're not very good at lifting spirits.
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 10 years ago
If you dont have anything nice to say...come sit next to me!!!! LOL!!!
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Posted by Gm. Bonine (+92) 10 years ago
would a substitute band teacher be considered a semi-conductor?
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