Did Newt really say that his "love of country" led to his infidelities? Please Newt. Please run for the office with the big chair. This could be the most entertaining election season ever.

I blame myself for this adultery. It was my fault because I did not spend enough time at home because I was so very deeply dedicated to the excellent work I was doing.

It is a great old gag. I remember when Bob Dole used it.

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1) I love my country.

2) I am deeply dedicated to my work.

3) I don't screw around.

Is this because I actually have MORALS as opposed to Mr. Gingrich? Hmmmm.

But Amorette, are you the same kind of sexy hunk of lovin' that Newt is?

YES!

The jowls I have but not that sparkling white hair!