Hare-y Humor
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
In the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of baby animals. The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer's pig was murdered.

Now the farmer took the incident very seriously, so he started an investigation. Unfortunately, the only witness the farmer had to this murder was his pet bunny rabbit.

Since the rabbit was unable to speak and tell him who murdered his little pig, the farmer lined up his four prime suspects: a cow, a horse, a goat, and a duck, and told the rabbit to pick out whohad committed the dirty deed.

The rabbit hopped up and down the line checking each animal, and then finally hopped forward three feet, and stopped in front of the goat.

"It wasn't me! It wasn't me!" yelled the goat.

The farmer shook his head and said, "The hare's looking at you, kid."


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The problem - There's a box with a hole at each end and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a minute later, his head appears at the opposite end, a fourth of a minute later it appears at the end opposite to that one, an eighth of a minute later... etc., etc. How long will it take before the rabbit sticks its head out of both ends of the box at the same time?

In theory, two minutes. In practice, no answer is possible unless you split hares.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?

It was an inn-grown hare!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Q: What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

A: Haremail
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Posted by Gm. Bonine (+91) 11 years ago
Q: what do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?


A: a receding hare-line.
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Posted by Bill Freese (+473) 11 years ago
That box puzzle is a new twist on Zeno's p-hare-adox.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Look for gray hares.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.
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Posted by ziegulpu (+32) 11 years ago
HOW DO YOU CATCH A SPECIAL RABBIT?


UNIQUE UP ON HIM!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?


He's the Easter Bungee!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Q: What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

A: Unsightly facial hare!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Q: Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

A: For hare care.
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Posted by RT&JenBo9 (+49) 11 years ago
A cosmetology supply salesman was driving down the road one day and hit a rabbit. He stopped the car to investigate when another car pulled up. The driver asked the salesman if everything was ok to which he replied, "It will be in a minute." The salesman went to the trunk of his car, retrieved a spray can, went over and sprayed the contents of the can on the rabbit. A minute later, the rabbit sprang to life, and ran about ten yards when it stopped, turned around and waved at the two men watching. Another ten yards later, the rabbit stopped, turned around and waved again. The rabbit repeated this until he was out of sight. The passerby declared "I've never seen anything like that, what did you spray on that rabbit?" The salesman replied "Why its hare restorer with a permanent wave."
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