The Bacon Tree
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Posted by ike eichler (+1226) 12 years ago
Two mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States,wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death,when all of a sudden Luis says...."Hey Pepe,do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon,I theenk." "Si Luis,eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,and there,in the distance,is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon,there's fried bacon,back bacon,double smoked bacon...exery imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe,Pepe,we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis,maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget. "Pepe,since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage,ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters,Pepe crawling close behind,when suddenly a machine gun opens up,and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortanly wounded,he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man,you was right,ees not a bacon tree!!" "Luis,Luis mi amigo...what ees it?" Pepe replies...ees not a bacon tree.

Ees... Ees... Ees a ham bush..."
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18775) 12 years ago
bwahahahaaa....good one!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6173) 12 years ago
I don't know any Mexicans who speak like that.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18775) 12 years ago
You must have never watched any Speedy Gonzales cartoons when you were a kid.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1905) 12 years ago
Gunnar. That was uncalled for. Cisco Kid is a far more representative illustration of the typical Mexican.
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Posted by howdy (+4944) 12 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhh Cisco.....ahhhhhhhhhh Poncho...
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6173) 12 years ago
I watched Speedy Gonzales. But of the Mexicans I know, none speak that way.
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Posted by Levi Forman (+3712) 12 years ago
They are lying about being Mexican because they don't want you to know that they're middle eastern.
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Posted by ike eichler (+1226) 12 years ago
Si Senorita, Deletrear and gramatica usted.
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Posted by howdy (+4944) 12 years ago
that translated to me at least:

If Senorita, Spelling and grammar you.


Senorita means a single lady and Senora is a married lady I think...I might be wrong tho...
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18775) 12 years ago
I theenk, Weendy, that you will never bee, the fastest mouse in all Medheeko
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