Lame (but funny) Limericks
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14819) 10 years ago
There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzine.
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Posted by Joe Smity (+108) 10 years ago
GROAN....
Lump of coal for you next Christmas buddy...

[This message has been edited by Joe Smity (1/25/2011)]

[This message has been edited by Joe Smity (1/25/2011)]
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Posted by Kelly (+2634) 10 years ago
There once was a girl named Jill,
who used dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14819) 10 years ago
Any yard work, to me, is not play.
To my wife words of praise I did say:
"When you're out cutting grass,
You're my favorite lass,
And I lawn for you mower each day."
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Posted by Jeff Denton (+757) 10 years ago
Wow, Kelly, that's nothing, I'd tell you about the young man from Nantucket but I'd be banned forever if I did. LOL
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