Posted by DEAN (+97) 12 years ago
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge in miles city so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!
That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Posted by M T Zook (+504) 12 years ago
That's pretty funny, but somehow I think you rewrote that joke to make it work.