Staff Meeting (Caution XXX) SMOT
Posted by DEAN (+91) 11 years ago
Staff Meeting (Caution XXX) SMOT
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock !
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight..
6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1910) 11 years ago
They're all good but I especially like #2.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6171) 11 years ago
Viagra jokes have become ubiquitous and tiresome. sigh
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Posted by Cory Cutting (+1278) 11 years ago
Aw Wendy, why always so stiff?
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Posted by M T Zook (+509) 11 years ago
Leave her alone, she has a headache.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15076) 11 years ago
Leave her alone, she has is's a headache.

Fixed.

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (1/14/2011)]
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Posted by SeptyTwo (+667) 11 years ago
Ah Wendy,

ya need to stop being so hard-up on things
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