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What do you call a bird dog in December?
A point setter.
What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail
What did the sheep who witnessed the Nativity say to each other on this occasion?
"Fleece Navidad!"
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the other throw of
Greece
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick
Santa always finishes delivering all the toys to the children just in the St. Nick of Time.
When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on Season's Greetings.
When you cross Father Christmas with a detective, you get Santa Clues.
What is the ghost called that hangs around Santa's Workshop?
A North Pole-tergiest!
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
What does St. Nick's appearance signify?
The presents of Christmas
How many reindeer does Santa Have?
10 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose) and Olive (Olive the other reindeer)
Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said, "No L!"
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called?
Christmas cards
At Christmas we always exchange presents. I exchange the one she gives me, she exchanges the one I give her.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don't feed it!
How long should a reindeer's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!
A point setter.
What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail
What did the sheep who witnessed the Nativity say to each other on this occasion?
"Fleece Navidad!"
What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the breakup of China and the other throw of
Greece
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
It was a moth ball!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick
Santa always finishes delivering all the toys to the children just in the St. Nick of Time.
When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on Season's Greetings.
When you cross Father Christmas with a detective, you get Santa Clues.
What is the ghost called that hangs around Santa's Workshop?
A North Pole-tergiest!
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
What does St. Nick's appearance signify?
The presents of Christmas
How many reindeer does Santa Have?
10 Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose) and Olive (Olive the other reindeer)
Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said, "No L!"
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called?
Christmas cards
At Christmas we always exchange presents. I exchange the one she gives me, she exchanges the one I give her.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don't feed it!
How long should a reindeer's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!