Fact of Life
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
It is a fact of life that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.
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Posted by TK (+1623) 11 years ago

I like that one!
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Posted by sdrew (+228) 11 years ago
True, true!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 11 years ago
Natalie was my favorite.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Blair was hot.
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Posted by Kelly (+2706) 11 years ago
Blair was a self-absorbed whiner.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Yes.... but she was hot.



[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr (11/30/2010)]
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
1 - Women
2 - Fractions
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 11 years ago
And not enough chlorine.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Patience Wendy... that was going to be the fact of life for tomorrow.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 11 years ago
Here's Sunday's:

And lots of turds.
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Posted by Gm. Bonine (+85) 11 years ago
some of those are Baby Ruths...
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... it doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna to depend on the weather.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Fact of Life: When you help someone up a hill, you're that much nearer the top yourself.
AJS
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9922) 11 years ago
"Always sleep on your stomach !"
--John Wayne Bobbitt
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.
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Posted by nevets (+352) 11 years ago
"It`s not the size of the ship that matters it`s the motion in the ocean, but it takes a long time to get to england in a row boat"
-bill engvall
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it will last.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... Misconception is not a form of birth control.
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Fact of Life ... Always keep your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9922) 11 years ago
>> Misconception is not a form of birth control.

Now misogyny on the other hand. . . .
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Fact of Life... The proof of intelligent life outside of our planet is that they haven't tried to contact us.
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Posted by Joe Smity (+114) 11 years ago
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Fact of Life ... Take care that the face which looks out from your mirror each morning is a pleasant face, you may not see it again all day, but others will.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek... nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
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Posted by AJS (+220) 10 years ago
Fact of Life ... Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone - you are the one who is getting burned.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example: * If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father.

If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical.

If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability.

If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.
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Posted by Joe Smity (+114) 10 years ago
Fact of life -
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... Dead owls don't give a hoot.
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Posted by Lorin Dixson (+596) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... When a man gets old he should be able to shed his nuts, and keep his teeth.
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Posted by Joe Smity (+114) 10 years ago
Fact of life (or so it's said)--
Sex after 70 is like trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... you are known by the idiot you accompany.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
Fact of Life... If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
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Posted by AJS (+220) 10 years ago
Some people eat from the three basic food groups-
canned, frozen, and takeout.
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Posted by korky II (+608) 10 years ago
It's obvious to the most casual observer that people who think up facts of life have too much time on their hands,and have nothing better to do.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 10 years ago
That was a real "corker"
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Posted by AJS (+220) 10 years ago
FACT OF LIFE:
HOW TO BE HAPPY ALL THROUGH THE YEAR!

Keep your heart free from hate,
your mind free from worry.
Live simply, expect little,
give much, sing often, pray always
Fill your life with love, scatter sunshine
Forget self, think of others,
Do as you would be done by.
These are the tried links
in contentment's golden chain.

AJ'S
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