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It's so cold out that...
Richard Bonine, Jr
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Dan Mowry
Richard Bonine, Jr
Hal Neumann
Dona Stebbins
Wendy Wilson
Jeff Denton
Richard Bonine, Jr
Denise Selk
korky II
mercy me
Vicky Strom
Steve Sullivan
Richard Bonine, Jr
Richard Bonine, Jr
Stone
Denise Selk
Wendy Wilson
Bob Netherton II
Amorette Allison
Steve Z
Richard Bonine, Jr
LTBRW
Richard Bonine, Jr
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
The turkey will voluntarily climb into the oven.
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Posted by
MilesCity.com Webmaster
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13 years ago
And a turkey will voluntarily climb into another turkey.
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Dan Mowry
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13 years ago
mfmmfmmfmfmmffffmffff!!
Sorry, that was a bit muffled... I was so damn cold that I climbed into a turkey.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.
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Hal Neumann
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13 years ago
It's so cold out . . . Wall Street bankers are keeping their hands in their own pockets.
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Dona Stebbins
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that the kids at the mall have pulled their pants up.
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Wendy Wilson
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13 years ago
It's so cold that the locals are wearing long pants.
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Jeff Denton
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13 years ago
it's so cold out that I have to refer to my drivers license to figure out what sex I am.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... Pamela Anderson has been downgraded from "hot" to "tepid"
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Denise Selk
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13 years ago
Oh, Richard, she was downgraded many years ago.
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korky II
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13 years ago
It's so cold out I saw four dogs frozen to fire hydrants on the way to work this morning.
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mercy me
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13 years ago
Richard you are and continue to be hilarious..Dona wish my son had been at that mall...Korky II as long as they aren't on my block...Dan miss you and yours cousin.We think of you all often.
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Vicky Strom
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13 years ago
It is so warm down here in Texas, we have our air conditioning on!
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Steve Sullivan
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13 years ago
It's so cold that the politicians are talking about the homeless.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... I left Starbucks with mocha lattés and got into my car with fudgesicles.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... kissing someone with braces is likely to involve surgical procedures!
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13 years ago
It is so cold out that Miles City Cowboys won the State championship.
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Denise Selk
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13 years ago
Ahem, ahem, Stone. It is so cold out, that the Billings Central Rams LOST the State Championship.
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Wendy Wilson
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13 years ago
It's so cold out Gunnar wrapped himself in lefse.
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Bob Netherton II
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13 years ago
.....Yukon Cornelius just rode by, pulled by a team of poodles.
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Amorette Allison
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13 years ago
I LOVE Yukon Cornelius. Actually, he had a mixed team but it did include poodles.
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Steve Z
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13 years ago
Its soo cold out that I almost pee'd my pants just to feel the warming sensation.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... Apple is introducing the iParka.
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LTBRW
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13 years ago
Its so cold out.... that Richard crawled up the turkeys butt to come up with all these fowl jokes!!
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that ... my kids grades seemed to be improving at school - when you apply the wind chill factor, a 57% looks like 93%.
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Bob Netherton II
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13 years ago
It has warmed up. Thank God.
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ABE
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13 years ago
Obamas move'n back to Kenya.
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!
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ike eichler
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13 years ago
It's so cold out...That I heard a brass monkey singing soprano.
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Elizabeth Emilsson
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13 years ago
That the Kee birds are singing: Kee, kee, riste it's cold.
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Herbie
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13 years ago
It's so cold that the balls of the balls of the brass monkey fell off!
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Richard Bonine, Jr
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13 years ago
It's so cold out that... Scotsmen are wearing down-filled kilts
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13 years ago
Its so cold out that... my outie bellybutton turned into an innie to conserve warmth
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