The turkey will voluntarily climb into the oven.

And a turkey will voluntarily climb into another turkey.

mfmmfmmfmfmmffffmffff!!


Sorry, that was a bit muffled... I was so damn cold that I climbed into a turkey.

we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.

It's so cold out . . . Wall Street bankers are keeping their hands in their own pockets.

It's so cold out that the kids at the mall have pulled their pants up.

It's so cold that the locals are wearing long pants.

it's so cold out that I have to refer to my drivers license to figure out what sex I am.

It's so cold out that... Pamela Anderson has been downgraded from "hot" to "tepid"

Oh, Richard, she was downgraded many years ago.

It's so cold out I saw four dogs frozen to fire hydrants on the way to work this morning.

Richard you are and continue to be hilarious..Dona wish my son had been at that mall...Korky II as long as they aren't on my block...Dan miss you and yours cousin.We think of you all often.

It is so warm down here in Texas, we have our air conditioning on!

It's so cold that the politicians are talking about the homeless.

It's so cold out that... I left Starbucks with mocha lattés and got into my car with fudgesicles.

It's so cold out that... kissing someone with braces is likely to involve surgical procedures!

It is so cold out that Miles City Cowboys won the State championship.

Ahem, ahem, Stone. It is so cold out, that the Billings Central Rams LOST the State Championship.

It's so cold out Gunnar wrapped himself in lefse.

.....Yukon Cornelius just rode by, pulled by a team of poodles.

I LOVE Yukon Cornelius. Actually, he had a mixed team but it did include poodles.

Its soo cold out that I almost pee'd my pants just to feel the warming sensation.

It's so cold out that... Apple is introducing the iParka.

Its so cold out.... that Richard crawled up the turkeys butt to come up with all these fowl jokes!!

It's so cold out that ... my kids grades seemed to be improving at school - when you apply the wind chill factor, a 57% looks like 93%.

It has warmed up. Thank God.

Obamas move'n back to Kenya.

It's so cold out that... I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!

It's so cold out...That I heard a brass monkey singing soprano.

That the Kee birds are singing: Kee, kee, riste it's cold.

It's so cold that the balls of the balls of the brass monkey fell off!

It's so cold out that... Scotsmen are wearing down-filled kilts

Its so cold out that... my outie bellybutton turned into an innie to conserve warmth