Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?






He had a Hallow Weenie!

(I make myself laugh often.)

Thats too cute!

Here's a classic:
http://www.theonion.com/v...ize,14284/

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?






Because her husband had crystal balls.

why dont witches wear underware







better grip on the broomstick

This is how pumpkin pies are actually made.

Why couldn't the campire go to the movies?







It was rated "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH"