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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15369) 12 years ago
A mother pig was walking through the barnyard one day with one of her piglets. Suddenly, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn and scared the living daylights out of the mother pig.

The little hog laughed to see such a plight and the sow jumped over the coon.

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A farmer was feeding some spoiled vegetables to his pig. The hog greedily snarffed up each over-ripe tomato, cuke and leaf of lettuce offered, but when the farmer brought out the potato, he hesitated.

With a disappointed look in his eye, the pig watched as the farmer delivered the starchy treat to the sheep in the next pen. "Sorry, Wilbur," the farmer said, "The spud's for ewe."
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