Sarcastic Thought of the Day
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
I object to the term X-ray. It's taking the "Christ" out of "Christ-ray."
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1905) 11 years ago
OK. That was a good one.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
There are seven ways to warm your feet in February. Dipping them in the Caribbean is one. If you can't afford that, forget the other six.

ajs
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Why in the world is it always the third car back that is the first to see the light turn green?

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Posted by Dave T (+19) 11 years ago
Why in the world is it always the third car back that is the first to see the light turn green?


because the first two are busy texting each other
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Posted by Duncan Bonine (+289) 11 years ago
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand six hundred and ninety-seven people just like you...
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Now about that adage - "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" - whoever expected it to apply to a postage stamp.

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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Denial: The first step is admitting that there are no problems.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17343) 11 years ago
No......

New Jersey School Teacher: "What is da longest river in Africa?"
New Jersey School Kid: "Denial"
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
Sometimes I feel like a snapdragon - no snap and everything draggin.

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Posted by Gm. Bonine (+85) 11 years ago
While standing in a corn field, I caught a whiff of manure. My friend said, "Yes'sir that there is the smell of money."

I've been broke ever since..
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Posted by AJS (+220) 11 years ago
There are no absolute answers to life - just revelations.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."

~Putt's Law
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