People will violently oppose fur instead of leather, because it is easier to harrass rich, old ladies, than it is motorcycle gangs.

I saw this one: "Do not interfere with the business of dragons, for you are small and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."

If God is not a Broncos fan, why are sunsets orange?

Hang up and drive!

Apathy will be the down fall of civilization.........but who cares!

"Last one out of Miles City, MT please put out the fire"

The more I see of people the more I love my dog.

My governor is dumber than your governor

"Any Day Above Ground Is A Good Day"

My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
(w/image of J. Ventura, of course)

Kerry/Edwards 2004
Time for an update, no?

Out here on the west coast I saw one that read "Save our Salmon, can an Indian".

Welcome to Wyoming!
Now take a wolf and go home.

On a muddy four wheeler, "I wish my wife was this dirty."

BE ALERT....WE NEED MORE LERTS .

http://tinyurl.com/9j4vk
(If you'll pardon a little self-promotion for the sticker?)

"Would you drive better if that cellphone was up your butt?"

My 2.0 student could beat up your 4.0 student

(the wording was a bit different, but you get the picture.)

Suck my a-- ball. Happy Gilmore referance.

"Visualize whirled peas."

I'm a big fan of ones related to the rapture like:

In case of rapture, vehicle may become unoccupied.

I just think they are funny.

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When living in AZ I saw one that read:

"So many snowbirds...so little freezer space"

The Big bang Theory
God Spoke, & Bang, It Happened

"In case of rapture, I will be looking for an unmanned Mercedes."

Was that a real one? That would be schweet.

Yep, I saw it in LA.

On a 70's style van..."What would Scoobey Do?"

"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite"

"buck fush"

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you suck.

"There is no gravity, Earth sucks."

"Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."

I saw two stickers that I thought were funny..

1. Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
2. If you can't feed them, then don't BREED them!!

Earth First! We'll mine other planets later.

"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar"

"Think you might be going to hell? Skip church on Christmas and make sure!"

Keep Honking......I'm Reloading

On a animal control officer's pickup before being hired for the job:
"Make my day, run over a cat"

Jesus Saves! And takes half damage.

I remember this from the 60's: Ban the Bra! Down with Hot Pants!

And this is probably my favorite: Jesus is Coming and Boy is He Pissed! (and as you can probably tell, I am an agnostic.)

Frank: Isn't that, "SHE'S" pi........???

Jesus is coming, look busy!

LG
Yes, I liked that one too.

Kelly,
No! God may be female, but Jesus was definitely male. (I think).

At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties.

FINALLY, someone has come with a 100%

bipartisan political bumper sticker.

The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York states:
"RUN HILLARY RUN"

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.

Richard that was way funny. I need one of those stickers.... Driver carries no cash-he's married.

Chad, this one's for you

Visualize whirled peas.

"Rehab is for quitters"

That was zen, this is tao.

No radio-Already stolen. "Some times I wake up grumpy,other times I let her sleep"

"My Karma just ran over your Dogma!"

"My Red Heeler is smarter than your honor student"

LAST ONE TO LEAVE MILES CITY.......LEAVE BUTCH.

Not as lean,

Not as mean,

But still a Marine!

"Semper Fi"
Kelly

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"I love all of Gods creatures, they go great with mashed potatoes and gravy."

Gary:

RE: Red Heeler Bumper Sticker.

FUNNY! I went to Billings today for a doctor appt. and actually saw that same bumper sticker.

I would Rather Hunt With Dick Cheney Than Ride with Ted Kennedy!

As Ted said, "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

Duncan, did you ever see that movie "A Bridge Too Far"? I hear it's not one of Ted's favorite films.

"Work Harder, Thousands On Welfare Are Counting On You"
"The Flu, It's Not Just For Birth Control Anymore"

my personal and all time favorite is SMILE, its the second best thang you can do with your lips.......which could also be added to the whats on your mind forum!! hmmmm....

Spotted on the cowling of a snow machine in Akiachak:
"Vegetarian: Eskimo word for bad hunter"
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Akiachak
http://www.commerce.state...e=Akiachak

Republicans for Voldemort

Annoy a conservative - Think for yourself!

"Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus"

"Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids."

I got it;
"The Big Bang Theory
God Spoke and Bang, it Happened"

Free Speech. Equality. Accountability. Liberty. Education. Tolerance. Peace.

MY FAMILY VALUES.

Party like it's January 20, 2009.

1) Horn broken, Watch for finger!
2) I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandma, and not like the person screaming in her passenger seat.