The bumper sticker I saw, said:
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Posted by KELLY BABCOCK (+192) 16 years ago
People will violently oppose fur instead of leather, because it is easier to harrass rich, old ladies, than it is motorcycle gangs.
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Posted by Dona Stebbins (+825) 16 years ago
I saw this one: "Do not interfere with the business of dragons, for you are small and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15082) 16 years ago
If God is not a Broncos fan, why are sunsets orange?
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10040) 16 years ago
Hang up and drive!
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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1291) 16 years ago
Apathy will be the down fall of civilization.........but who cares!
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Posted by Rick Goff (+66) 16 years ago
"Last one out of Miles City, MT please put out the fire"
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Posted by Pete Petro (+288) 16 years ago
The more I see of people the more I love my dog.
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Posted by Bob Wildrick (+59) 16 years ago
My governor is dumber than your governor
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Posted by Colette Butcher (+411) 16 years ago
"Any Day Above Ground Is A Good Day"
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Posted by Bob L. (+5101) 16 years ago
My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
(w/image of J. Ventura, of course)
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Posted by MCGirl (+305) 16 years ago
Kerry/Edwards 2004
Time for an update, no?
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Posted by Gene Keller (+51) 16 years ago
Out here on the west coast I saw one that read "Save our Salmon, can an Indian".
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Posted by Duncan Bonine (+283) 16 years ago
Welcome to Wyoming!
Now take a wolf and go home.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3704) 16 years ago
On a muddy four wheeler, "I wish my wife was this dirty."
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Posted by MR (+392) 16 years ago
BE ALERT....WE NEED MORE LERTS .
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Posted by Dan Mowry (+1432) 16 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/9j4vk
(If you'll pardon a little self-promotion for the sticker?)

"Would you drive better if that cellphone was up your butt?"
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Posted by Slosh (+696) 16 years ago
My 2.0 student could beat up your 4.0 student

(the wording was a bit different, but you get the picture.)
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Posted by Van (+564) 16 years ago
Suck my a-- ball. Happy Gilmore referance.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3704) 16 years ago
"Visualize whirled peas."
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4455) 16 years ago
I'm a big fan of ones related to the rapture like:

In case of rapture, vehicle may become unoccupied.

I just think they are funny.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (edited 1/11/2006).]
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Posted by Chad Collins (+137) 16 years ago
When living in AZ I saw one that read:

"So many snowbirds...so little freezer space"
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Posted by Salli (Scanlan) Starkey (+241) 16 years ago
The Big bang Theory
God Spoke, & Bang, It Happened
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3704) 16 years ago
"In case of rapture, I will be looking for an unmanned Mercedes."
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4455) 16 years ago
Was that a real one? That would be schweet.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3704) 16 years ago
Yep, I saw it in LA.
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Posted by Kelly (+2745) 16 years ago
On a 70's style van..."What would Scoobey Do?"
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Posted by L G (+84) 16 years ago
"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite"
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Posted by matt (+7) 16 years ago
"buck fush"
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4455) 16 years ago
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you suck.
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Posted by Peggy (+22) 16 years ago
"There is no gravity, Earth sucks."

"Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."
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Posted by thomas erickson (+23) 16 years ago
I saw two stickers that I thought were funny..

1. Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
2. If you can't feed them, then don't BREED them!!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15082) 16 years ago
Earth First! We'll mine other planets later.
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Posted by KELLY BABCOCK (+192) 16 years ago
"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar"
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15082) 16 years ago
"Think you might be going to hell? Skip church on Christmas and make sure!"
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Posted by Cheryl Thompson (+61) 16 years ago
Keep Honking......I'm Reloading
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Posted by JJC (+84) 16 years ago
On a animal control officer's pickup before being hired for the job:
"Make my day, run over a cat"
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Posted by L G (+84) 16 years ago
Jesus Saves! And takes half damage.
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Posted by Frank E. Ross (+62) 16 years ago
I remember this from the 60's: Ban the Bra! Down with Hot Pants!
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Posted by Frank E. Ross (+62) 16 years ago
And this is probably my favorite: Jesus is Coming and Boy is He Pissed! (and as you can probably tell, I am an agnostic.)
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Posted by KELLY BABCOCK (+192) 16 years ago
Frank: Isn't that, "SHE'S" pi........???
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Posted by L G (+84) 16 years ago
Jesus is coming, look busy!
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Posted by Frank E. Ross (+62) 16 years ago
LG
Yes, I liked that one too.

Kelly,
No! God may be female, but Jesus was definitely male. (I think).
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15082) 16 years ago
At last.... A bumper sticker for both parties.

FINALLY, someone has come with a 100%

bipartisan political bumper sticker.

The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York states:
"RUN HILLARY RUN"

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.
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Posted by Cheryl Thompson (+61) 16 years ago
Richard that was way funny. I need one of those stickers.... Driver carries no cash-he's married.
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Posted by Dona Stebbins (+825) 16 years ago
Chad, this one's for you

Visualize whirled peas.
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Posted by cheryred1973 (+188) 16 years ago
"Rehab is for quitters"
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Posted by Bill Freese (+474) 16 years ago
That was zen, this is tao.
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Posted by Cheryl Thompson (+61) 16 years ago
No radio-Already stolen. "Some times I wake up grumpy,other times I let her sleep"
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Posted by Toni Campbell Tivy (+150) 16 years ago
"My Karma just ran over your Dogma!"
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Posted by Gary Bonine (+91) 16 years ago
"My Red Heeler is smarter than your honor student"
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Posted by MR (+392) 16 years ago
LAST ONE TO LEAVE MILES CITY.......LEAVE BUTCH.
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Posted by KELLY BABCOCK (+192) 16 years ago
Not as lean,

Not as mean,

But still a Marine!

"Semper Fi"
Kelly

[This message has been edited by KELLY BABCOCK (edited 2/1/2006).]
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Posted by RT&JenBo9 (+50) 16 years ago
"I love all of Gods creatures, they go great with mashed potatoes and gravy."
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Posted by Kelly (+2745) 16 years ago
Gary:

RE: Red Heeler Bumper Sticker.

FUNNY! I went to Billings today for a doctor appt. and actually saw that same bumper sticker.
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Posted by Duncan Bonine (+283) 16 years ago
I would Rather Hunt With Dick Cheney Than Ride with Ted Kennedy!
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10040) 16 years ago
As Ted said, "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

Duncan, did you ever see that movie "A Bridge Too Far"? I hear it's not one of Ted's favorite films.
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Posted by K. D. (+372) 16 years ago
"Work Harder, Thousands On Welfare Are Counting On You"
"The Flu, It's Not Just For Birth Control Anymore"
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Posted by selena (+9) 16 years ago
my personal and all time favorite is SMILE, its the second best thang you can do with your lips.......which could also be added to the whats on your mind forum!! hmmmm....
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10040) 15 years ago
Spotted on the cowling of a snow machine in Akiachak:
"Vegetarian: Eskimo word for bad hunter"
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Akiachak
http://www.commerce.state...e=Akiachak
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6115) 15 years ago
Republicans for Voldemort

Annoy a conservative - Think for yourself!
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Posted by Jonathan Sohl (+18) 15 years ago
"Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus"
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Posted by jessiker (+285) 15 years ago
"Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids."
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Posted by Salli (Scanlan) Starkey (+241) 15 years ago
I got it;
"The Big Bang Theory
God Spoke and Bang, it Happened"
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Posted by Chad (+1758) 15 years ago
Free Speech. Equality. Accountability. Liberty. Education. Tolerance. Peace.

MY FAMILY VALUES.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6115) 15 years ago
Party like it's January 20, 2009.
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Posted by Mr. Natural (+72) 15 years ago
1) Horn broken, Watch for finger!
2) I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandma, and not like the person screaming in her passenger seat.
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