Chuck Norris FACT of the day:
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
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Posted by spacekace (+896) 11 years ago
When the boogie man goes to bed...he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Posted by Kroberts (+35) 11 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Posted by Brian Hubbell (+116) 11 years ago
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

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Posted by Tyler Niedge (+65) 11 years ago
Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's
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Posted by Jamie and JoDean (+378) 11 years ago
Chuch Norris' tears can cure cancer, its to bad Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3677) 11 years ago
In a fight between Superman and Chuck Norris, Superman would be a no show.
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Posted by CS Hunt (+328) 11 years ago
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.


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Posted by stephen (+250) 11 years ago
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Only once.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17321) 8 years ago
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Posted by JMinow (+37) 8 years ago
Chuck Norris is nothing but a puss! If he is as great as everybody says he is, then he would be here slamming my head into my keyboa.....
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Posted by JMinow (+37) 8 years ago
If the world was to come to an end.....Chuck Norris would be all alone.
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Posted by Hugo Stiglitz (-36) 8 years ago
Stephen Hawking and Chuck Norris were debating quantum physics, Stephen disagreed with Chuck...... hence the wheelchair.
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Posted by tom regan (+2520) 8 years ago
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

[This message has been edited by tom regan (3/29/2013)]
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Posted by Jeff Denton (+763) 8 years ago
They had to re-name the Virgin Islands after Chuck Norris visited.
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Posted by Chris Gamrath (+385) 8 years ago
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you! If you can't see Chuck Norris, you're seconds away from death!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
Chuck Norris taught a cat to play fetch
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Posted by Dustin (+84) 8 years ago
Little known medical fact:

Chuck Norris invented the caesarean section when he successfully roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's uterus.
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