They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.