intense apathy
known-covert operation
modern tradition
one hundred percent chance
progressive conservative
unbiased opinion
liberal fundamentalists
final conclusion
Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)
clearly misunderstood
explicit innuendo

Here are a few of my favorites:

withheld contribution
Wilderness management
non-denominational church

Bush-intelligence

Unbiased Opinion

Tax Return

Pretty Ugly

White Chocolate

Black Light

Artificial Grass

Microsoft Works

Jumbo shrimp

Bad Manners

compassionate conservative

Rap artist

Budweiser beer

Military Intelligence

Happily Married

For that matter... light beer.

hopeless optimist

business ethics

Clearly misunderstood.....Author unknown.......Exact estimate......Living dead......Sanitary landfill.....Legaly drunk

Butt head

oppressed alcoholic

The sign that says MEN WORKING as they lean on their shovel and drink coffee

Dubai port-authority

"Don't Mess with Texas!"

The silent scream

I roll my eyes when I see an ad selling "Genuine Faux Pearls"

(Faux means "Fake" in French)

Heh.

That's right up there with some products that are supposed to help with...um...performance that have "Placebo" in the product name.

milescity.commie

civil war (war is never civil) so semantically Bush is right.

Public Hearing

Smell this, it stinks

how about brail on a drive up ATM..?

"The first smart thing I've heard Bush say"

smart.....Bush

Senate Intelligence Committee
House Intelligence Committee

leave no child behind act

a bipartisan committee in Washington

vegetarian meatball
unbiased opinion
original reproduction

Controlled burn

Realtor Ethics

Pair of pants.....

Pair of underwear....

there is only 1 garment

Ah, but centuries ago, a "pair of trousers" consisted of two separate leggings that were tied to a girdle. Think those stockings worn in medieval times. That's why two legs with different colors were popular. It took a pair of legs to make up your trousers. I could go on to explain the advantages to such a system but good taste forbids.

Since when has taste mattered on this site?

Never tasted trousers before....

Genuine imitation leather

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Led Zeppelin
Baby Grand

Not exactly an oxymoron but I was dressing my 18-month-old this morning and I found a shirt that has a cute design on the front and it says, "Look Who's 1" (as in one year old).

The size of the shirt: "24 Months"

- Dave

A highway sign seen west of Butte: ANACONDA-OPPORTUNITY

[This message has been edited by Bruce Wilson (edited 2/20/2008).]