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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop stammered, "A What? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......?"

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS!!!!!

I'm in awe that you constantly find these articles Howdy. It would seem that you are Rick's "Cap'N Google" female counterpart. I also don't think this is right. I doubt many cops would taser a pregnant woman and the one that does would probably find himself at the end of a lawsuit.

ScottP- That sounded an awful lot like a Richard Bonine joke. No offence Richard

[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (3/27/2010)]

Wow. I think that's crap. I hope the woman appeals to the Supreme Court.

nope didn't google it Kyle, just read it on another web site...and I agree Wendy, hope she appeals..

What would be the basis for her appeal? I'm not saying she shouldn't but what would be the reason for an appeal?

Excessive force- reckless endangerment to start