Here are a couple of mine:

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: If you're an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are while you're in the bathroom?
A: European (You're a peein')

Thank you. I'll be here all week!

[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (3/19/2010)]

I think the Webmaster should move every single joke that Richard has ever posted into this thread.

There's been one or two decent ones, Gunnar.
By the way. How are things Massachusetts?

[This message has been edited by Bob Netherton II (3/19/2010)]

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A walk.

I think the Webmaster should move every single joke that Richard has ever posted into this thread.

Or maybe purgatory.

Things are swimmingly well in Massachusetts!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

A: Get in the car, Robin.

That one always make me smile..

Another one..

Q: How do you make an eggroll?

A: Push it..

And finally one more..

Two guys are walking down the street..
The first guy says, "Look a bar!"
Then the second guy walked into the bar
The first guy ducked

haha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because he was dead.