The Truly Horrible Jokes Thread
Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3743) 13 years ago
Here are a couple of mine:

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: If you're an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are while you're in the bathroom?
A: European (You're a peein')

Thank you. I'll be here all week!

[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (3/19/2010)]
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18634) 13 years ago
I think the Webmaster should move every single joke that Richard has ever posted into this thread.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1902) 13 years ago
There's been one or two decent ones, Gunnar.
By the way. How are things Massachusetts?

[This message has been edited by Bob Netherton II (3/19/2010)]
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15535) 13 years ago
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A walk.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15535) 13 years ago
I think the Webmaster should move every single joke that Richard has ever posted into this thread.


Or maybe purgatory.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18634) 13 years ago
Things are swimmingly well in Massachusetts!
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Posted by Bridgit Morrison (+92) 13 years ago
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

A: Get in the car, Robin.

That one always make me smile..

Another one..

Q: How do you make an eggroll?

A: Push it..

And finally one more..

Two guys are walking down the street..
The first guy says, "Look a bar!"
Then the second guy walked into the bar
The first guy ducked

haha
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Posted by Mary1 (+155) 13 years ago
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because he was dead.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15535) 13 years ago
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