Posted by (+3743) 13 years ago
Here are a couple of mine:
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: If you're an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are while you're in the bathroom?
A: European (You're a peein')
Thank you. I'll be here all week! 
[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (3/19/2010)]
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: If you're an American before you go into the bathroom, and an American when you come out of the bathroom, what are while you're in the bathroom?
A: European (You're a peein')


[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (3/19/2010)]