Overheard at the grocery store
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 11 years ago
"Stop hitting me in the stomach! Do you want me to throw up on Grandma?!"
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Posted by LG (+195) 11 years ago
'I don't think it's firm enough. Here, you squeeze it and tell me what you think.'
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Posted by Dan Mowry (+1437) 11 years ago
"Oh, it's go-time now ass turkey!"
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9919) 11 years ago
Nice melons.
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Posted by Matt - Schmitz (+167) 11 years ago
"They look real, and no, I am not eating them"
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Posted by gierke (+197) 11 years ago
this looks like it could be fun!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 11 years ago
"he's the guy who helped the new home ec teacher move in". True story.
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Posted by T Brown (+478) 11 years ago
"I like small wienies"
not even joking....I LMAO !

[This message has been edited by T Brown (2/6/2010)]
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 11 years ago
Mine wasn't a joke either. I heard it yesterday.
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2743) 11 years ago
So there I am in the delivery room trying not to explode as this thing pushes its way out of me, and in walks the doctor. His pants are crawling way up his butt-crack, and I look at him and scream, "YOU can't be a doctor. You don't even know you're sportin' a wedgie!"

OK, that one's clear enough. Then a few days later, I overheard this one which left me a bit mystified:

[/i]"I'm having a surreal carrot experience."[/i]
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Posted by David Schott (+17052) 11 years ago
Asian lady speaking with a strong accent holds a box of some feminine product up in front of a male clerk who has a "deer in the headlights" look on his face [] and asks him, "You got the big ones?"
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Posted by MollieP (+136) 11 years ago
my son screaming....but we have to have the Charmins, it's the softest and doesn't leave a medd behind
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3677) 11 years ago
"Yes, she did, Mom did get the crabs in Galveston."

My son to my daughter in a restaurant. By the way the crabs were delicious.
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Posted by K.Duffy (+1807) 11 years ago
"Would you like me to put your meat in plastic?"
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Posted by K. D. (+362) 11 years ago
I heard this one in the Wallyworld paking lot here in MC a few years back, in the middle of the summer. It was a mom yelling at her 5 +/- year old son.

"Fine, stay in the car, and cook your f'ing brains out! See if I care!"

I am sorry, but I thought it was hilarious.

[This message has been edited by K. D. (2/6/2010)]
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Posted by Jim Howe (+1618) 11 years ago
"Excuse me, young man, can you tell where your nuts are at?" I was 16 and a brand new carry-out. I just smiled, and she got red
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Posted by Stone (+1596) 11 years ago
Two heads for a Dollar. That is a good price.
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Posted by Christen LeBlanc Ramsey (+271) 11 years ago
while working at a grocery store as a bag lady (yes, that's what the owner called me,) i answered the phone 'paper or plastic?'
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Posted by C. Wilkes (+140) 11 years ago
This is a good one I heard on friday at Wal-Mart.
"I have to pay for the bigscreen tv and the x-box seperately, unless I can pay for them with foodstamps." I almost pissed myself.
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Posted by TK (+1623) 11 years ago
quite a few years ago, my mom, sister and I were at KFC in Sidney (I was still in school, so this was like 13+ years ago!). There was a (I assume) grandma, mom and little girl in the booth behind us (and we were eating). All of a sudden, we hear the mom say "did you poo-poo in your pants?" It took all we had to not laugh until after they had left! Don't think I'll ever be able to forget that!
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Posted by Maryann McDaniel (+249) 11 years ago
What I want to know who is referring to whom? Was the mother talking to her child or to her mother? Or some other kind of combination?
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 11 years ago
In Wal-Mart Sunday, a kid said "I'm pretty sure he's a Wookie." No clue to whom he was referring but his companion appeared human.
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Posted by Jim Howe (+1618) 11 years ago
Another overheard at the .......... We were in a "greasy spoon" in Wyo. having lunch when we overheard this conversation. She said " I'll eat your pickle if you'll eat my onion." Ya ever had a fresh gulp of Pepsi shoot out of your nose? Oh, the pain!!!
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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1284) 11 years ago
I don't know where I heard this but one adult female asked another if the panda's we just sent to China where going to have problems with the language change.

I hope not.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17321) 11 years ago
I think that a lot of people that have been overheard in this thread are also frequent posters in the Classified section of this board.

There are some real sharp tacks over there.
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