So there I am in the delivery room trying not to explode as this thing pushes its way out of me, and in walks the doctor. His pants are crawling way up his butt-crack, and I look at him and scream, "YOU can't be a doctor. You don't even know you're sportin' a wedgie!"
OK, that one's clear enough. Then a few days later, I overheard this one which left me a bit mystified:
[/i]"I'm having a surreal carrot experience."[/i]