Mexican Oysters
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15536) 13 years ago
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following
a day roaming around in Mexico..

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the
bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be
sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order,
and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy
of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.
Posted by Richard G Flor (+209) 13 years ago
You really know how to tell a joke Richard...LMAO
Posted by T Brown (+488) 13 years ago
OMG.....LMAO! Good one!
Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18667) 13 years ago
That is a funny joke, but I found it to be offensive to Texans and Mexicans.

So I stopped laughing.
Posted by Chad (+1761) 13 years ago
Perhaps if he had said Spaniards instead? They started the bullfighting thing.