Well, since no else seems willing to do it, I ponied up the bucks and did a nationwide background check on Mayor Joe Whalen, and the results are in ...

Joe R Whalen
AGE: 52 Years Old
RELATIVES: Xavier Whalen, Joseph R Whalen, John P Whalen

Address 1: 611 LAKE AVE N, MILES CITY, MT 59301 (406) 232-2725
Address 2: 3465 25, SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94110 (406) 232-5129
Address 3: 681 TEAL, FRESNO, CA 93720 (406) 232-5129

CRIMINAL CHECK FOR ALL JOE WHALEN IN THE STATE OF MT:

-- No records

CIVIL JUDGMENTS FOR JOE WHALEN IN THE STATE OF MT:

-- No records

CRIMINAL CHECK FOR ALL JOE WHALEN IN THE UNITED STATES:

-- No records (pertaining to the person we are speaking about)

FEDERAL CRIMINAL CHECK FOR JOE WHALEN IN THE UNITED STATES:

-- No records

He's clean. The conspiracy theorists should give it a rest. The next person who posts false accusations and/or information, will get their ass kicked out of here so fast they won't know what happened.

I was sure he had something to do with the Kennedy assassination.

Thank you.

I agree with Richard. Thank you very much.

The next person who posts false accusations and/or information, will get their ass kicked out of here so fast they won't know what happened

I guess this means no more Ship

Thank you, Larry. Your public service and valuable contributions to this city now amaze me in new ways.

Thanks Larry! Sorry you have to babysit adults on this site!

[This message has been edited by Vicky Strom (12/7/2009)]

thanks Larry...good to put those innuendos to rest for good!!

[This message has been edited by howdy (12/7/2009)]

thank you very much! earlier i was wondering what was up with all of the conspiracy theorists and their posts...with all of their ellipsis marks.

Thank you Larry

But I was there when the space aliens beamed him down! Really. Elvis was piloting the spaceship and then Sasquatch said. . .

Thanks Larry!
What if nothing bad could happen, unless the words were spoken?

Sally,

Please see post "what Jesus might say..."

No, a "real" check by "real" officials through offial channels like through the police department, dept.of Justice or Sheriff's Department. Not from one of thousands of these computer background check companies.

for example, according to what I've seen he lived in North Dakota....
I don't see that on your expensive report....

Also...I didn't know California had a 406 area code......strange report you have there

Maybe we should vote on whether to keep Ty.

Ty: That is a summary of the pertinent information.

For example, I did not include the criminal history of a Joe Whalen, a black male, in Virginia -- because it was not pertinent. Nor another Joe Whalen sitting in a Texas prison for kidnapping and robbery -- because it was not pertinent. I included the information pertaining to the subject at hand.

And for crossposting multiple messages, implying I was not providing accurate information, and irritating me in general, you are now banned too.

I think Ty is showing his hatred and it isn't attractive...appears to be almost an obsessive interest in the mayor..no voting for me as I agree with the webmaster..

howdy, you've got a little piece of butt stuck to your upper lip.

So Biff do I have the other half because I agree with Larry?

Hurry, this guy needs validation!

Maybe we should vote on whether to keep Ty.

naw, the vote would likely be a tie and then we would end up arguing over "chads".

Larry,

You ever come to town, I'll buy you a coffee.

Bart

Where's the long form?

POUR LITTLE BABIES, CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE HEAT, COSTCO HAS BIG BOXES OF TISSUE FOR YOUR EYES.

Random Nut wrote:

POUR LITTLE BABIES

Pour little babies into what? Are they supposed to be liquified? Why would you melt a baby, you heartless monster YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!?

And it seems to me that it would take more than "a little heat" to liquify a baby.

That is, if you were in to that kind of thing.

Which I'm not.

Does Costco even have a baby-liquifying kit? I'm sure Sam's Club does.

And why would anyone need tissues?

Does the baby-liquification process give off fumes?

Please explain, Vince.

And, more importantly, does one get "paided" well to liquify (that means to melt down, Vince) babies?

[This message has been edited by Brian A. Reed (12/9/2009)]

Brian,

Vince is referring to those special babies which liquify at room temperature. You can get them at Costco. They used to be right next to the giant stacks of Sarah Palin books but they had to move them to prevent Palin's smokin' hot intellect from melting them.

If I say "green balloons", will this thread be over?

Bridgier: That's funny


http://wonkette.com/41257...during-sex

[This message has been edited by Bob L. (12/9/2009)]

Some people get so cranky when the game isn't going well.

Pelican.