Whalen Background Check
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+10016) 12 years ago
Well, since no else seems willing to do it, I ponied up the bucks and did a nationwide background check on Mayor Joe Whalen, and the results are in ...

Joe R Whalen
AGE: 52 Years Old
RELATIVES: Xavier Whalen, Joseph R Whalen, John P Whalen

Address 1: 611 LAKE AVE N, MILES CITY, MT 59301 (406) 232-2725
Address 2: 3465 25, SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94110 (406) 232-5129
Address 3: 681 TEAL, FRESNO, CA 93720 (406) 232-5129

CRIMINAL CHECK FOR ALL JOE WHALEN IN THE STATE OF MT:

-- No records

CIVIL JUDGMENTS FOR JOE WHALEN IN THE STATE OF MT:

-- No records

CRIMINAL CHECK FOR ALL JOE WHALEN IN THE UNITED STATES:

-- No records (pertaining to the person we are speaking about)

FEDERAL CRIMINAL CHECK FOR JOE WHALEN IN THE UNITED STATES:

-- No records

He's clean. The conspiracy theorists should give it a rest. The next person who posts false accusations and/or information, will get their ass kicked out of here so fast they won't know what happened.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3792) 12 years ago
I was sure he had something to do with the Kennedy assassination.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15199) 12 years ago
Thank you.
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Posted by Denise Selk (+1667) 12 years ago
I agree with Richard. Thank you very much.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3741) 12 years ago
The next person who posts false accusations and/or information, will get their ass kicked out of here so fast they won't know what happened


I guess this means no more Ship
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2740) 12 years ago
Thank you, Larry. Your public service and valuable contributions to this city now amaze me in new ways.
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Posted by Vicky Strom (+134) 12 years ago
Thanks Larry! Sorry you have to babysit adults on this site!

[This message has been edited by Vicky Strom (12/7/2009)]
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Posted by howdy (+4952) 12 years ago
thanks Larry...good to put those innuendos to rest for good!!

[This message has been edited by howdy (12/7/2009)]
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Posted by Christen LeBlanc Ramsey (+268) 12 years ago
thank you very much! earlier i was wondering what was up with all of the conspiracy theorists and their posts...with all of their ellipsis marks.
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Posted by T Brown (+486) 12 years ago
Thank you Larry
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+12098) 12 years ago
But I was there when the space aliens beamed him down! Really. Elvis was piloting the spaceship and then Sasquatch said. . .
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Posted by Salli (Scanlan) Moore (+77) 12 years ago
Thanks Larry!
What if nothing bad could happen, unless the words were spoken?
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Posted by souix (+309) 12 years ago
Sally,

Please see post "what Jesus might say..."
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Posted by Ty Livingston (+37) 12 years ago
No, a "real" check by "real" officials through offial channels like through the police department, dept.of Justice or Sheriff's Department. Not from one of thousands of these computer background check companies.
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Posted by Ty Livingston (+37) 12 years ago
for example, according to what I've seen he lived in North Dakota....
I don't see that on your expensive report....
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Posted by Ty Livingston (+37) 12 years ago
Also...I didn't know California had a 406 area code......strange report you have there
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1913) 12 years ago
Maybe we should vote on whether to keep Ty.
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+10016) 12 years ago
Ty: That is a summary of the pertinent information.

For example, I did not include the criminal history of a Joe Whalen, a black male, in Virginia -- because it was not pertinent. Nor another Joe Whalen sitting in a Texas prison for kidnapping and robbery -- because it was not pertinent. I included the information pertaining to the subject at hand.

And for crossposting multiple messages, implying I was not providing accurate information, and irritating me in general, you are now banned too.
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Posted by howdy (+4952) 12 years ago
I think Ty is showing his hatred and it isn't attractive...appears to be almost an obsessive interest in the mayor..no voting for me as I agree with the webmaster..
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Posted by Biff Pocoroba (+12) 12 years ago
howdy, you've got a little piece of butt stuck to your upper lip.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3741) 12 years ago
So Biff do I have the other half because I agree with Larry?
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Posted by Biff Pocoroba (+12) 12 years ago
Hurry, this guy needs validation!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15199) 12 years ago
Maybe we should vote on whether to keep Ty.


naw, the vote would likely be a tie and then we would end up arguing over "chads".
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Posted by Bart Freese (+934) 12 years ago
Larry,

You ever come to town, I'll buy you a coffee.

Bart
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6116) 12 years ago
Where's the long form?
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Posted by Vince (+215) 12 years ago
POUR LITTLE BABIES, CAN'T TAKE A LITTLE HEAT, COSTCO HAS BIG BOXES OF TISSUE FOR YOUR EYES.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6116) 12 years ago
Random Nut wrote:
POUR LITTLE BABIES

Pour little babies into what? Are they supposed to be liquified? Why would you melt a baby, you heartless monster YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!?
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6116) 12 years ago
And it seems to me that it would take more than "a little heat" to liquify a baby.

That is, if you were in to that kind of thing.

Which I'm not.

Does Costco even have a baby-liquifying kit? I'm sure Sam's Club does.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6116) 12 years ago
And why would anyone need tissues?

Does the baby-liquification process give off fumes?

Please explain, Vince.

And, more importantly, does one get "paided" well to liquify (that means to melt down, Vince) babies?

[This message has been edited by Brian A. Reed (12/9/2009)]
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6173) 12 years ago
Brian,

Vince is referring to those special babies which liquify at room temperature. You can get them at Costco. They used to be right next to the giant stacks of Sarah Palin books but they had to move them to prevent Palin's smokin' hot intellect from melting them.
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Posted by Bridgier (+9371) 12 years ago
If I say "green balloons", will this thread be over?
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Posted by Bob L. (+5103) 12 years ago
Bridgier: That's funny


http://wonkette.com/41257...during-sex

[This message has been edited by Bob L. (12/9/2009)]
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1913) 12 years ago
Some people get so cranky when the game isn't going well.
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Posted by Dan Mowry (+1434) 12 years ago
Pelican.
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