Oh Heath ol' boy, there is one more thing your post tells me. You obviously think the nickname "Crapduck" bothers me. You and others like you (Jimbo and Chuck, mainly) couldn't be more wrong. Well, actually you often are, but that's a topic for another post.
Truth be told, I'm quite fond of my nickname. Who else on milescity.com possesses a moniker bestowed upon them by none other than Rob Shipley hisveryownself? I was knighted by Miles City's greatest living celebrity during my very first year of residency here. I know it's a sin, but I'm downright proud of that accomplishment.
Heath, it's been said that a man is often best judged not by the company he keeps, but by his enemies* -- which is why I'm glad I'm on your sh**list, too.
(* note - I've actually come to like Rob as I've learned more about him)