This looks like your kind of place, Steve. Unwind, relax, calm yourself.

Heath has been there often. Usually with his head deeply buried...

Actually Bruce, I thought that was a photo of Heath's brain until I read the "Great Derriere Reef" line. Gotta admit, it's creative. It gave me a big laugh, that's for sure.

As for you, Heath, apparently you fail to realize that when you state an opinion about someone, it says far more about you than the subject of your statement.

What your post tells me is this: You can dish it out but you can't take it. I've seen more than a dozen examples of you harrassing and haranguing people whose only crime is they hold different opinions than you. And none of them have whined and cried and complained like you have. Man up, pal. If you can't stand the heat, don't jump in the oven.

I'll make a deal with you. Stop needling Howdy (who apparently is twice the man you'll ever be) and I'll forget you even exist. But go back to your old ways and the deal's off.

Oh Heath ol' boy, there is one more thing your post tells me. You obviously think the nickname "Crapduck" bothers me. You and others like you (Jimbo and Chuck, mainly) couldn't be more wrong. Well, actually you often are, but that's a topic for another post.

Truth be told, I'm quite fond of my nickname. Who else on milescity.com possesses a moniker bestowed upon them by none other than Rob Shipley hisveryownself? I was knighted by Miles City's greatest living celebrity during my very first year of residency here. I know it's a sin, but I'm downright proud of that accomplishment.

Heath, it's been said that a man is often best judged not by the company he keeps, but by his enemies* -- which is why I'm glad I'm on your sh**list, too.

(* note - I've actually come to like Rob as I've learned more about him)

That's a picture of how Heath trolls.

I need to get my eyes checked. I mistook that for a photo of Glenn Beck.

Your eyes are fine, David.

Thats an aweful large Butt Crack.....LOL

thought it was one of them rare amazonian albino walnuts

Big butts may be rare in the Amazon, but there's nothing rare about them in Montana (or anywhere else in the USA for that matter) - yours truly included.

Thats an aweful large Butt Crack.....LOL

That explains why David mistook it for Glenn Beck.

Heath's still looking for someone to hug him.

Keep trying, Slugger!

Judging by that picture, its not exactly a hug he's after, Brian.

Good point Bob II - I'd forgotten that Heath has a fascination with all things anal and especially with the mechanics of gay sex. What's up with that??? (as if it's a mystery at this point)

Heath - I still haven't heard from you regarding whether you are accepting the deal I've offered or not. It would seem to be an easy decision since the one and only term is so simple -- STOP PICKING ON LITTLE OL' LADIES. Most guys wouldn't have to think twice about that one. But I guess that's the ticket - you aren't most guys...

Let me know pal. I'd really like to move on and take that vacation you seem to KNOW I need. (P.S. - tho the destination will probably just be Colorado or D.C. - not the Great Derriere Reef )

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Steve? CD? Whatever ; -) Try this, if you need help planning your vacation:
http://beermapping.com/

That's very cool, Hal. Thanks! It's comforting to know that no matter how lost I may become in strange and foreign places, there's an easy way to find the path that leads to the nearest brewpub!

Ol' Vickie had it figured out, didn't she?


"Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them"
-- Queen Victoria

until it runs out.... then all hell is bound to break loose.

But I guess you would have to say that Vickie was much more shrewd than poor old Marie. That was a rough way to discover that most folks prefer beer to cake.