Electricity is really just organized lightning...
...George Carlin...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror.

and

I have nothing, I owe a great deal, and the rest I leave to the poor

François Rabelais

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge...
Mark Twain

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail, no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown

Sitting in church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than sitting in a garage makes you a Cadillac...

Unknown...

Some people can swim around all day in the Sea of Knowledge and never even get wet.
--Phantom Tollbooth

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Winston Churchill

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out he hates all the same people you do.
Anne Lamott

"If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue. Make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge. Those are the three things the ego is doing all the time. It's very important to be aware of them every time they come up."

Deepak Chopra

"I'm a baseball player ma'am, not an athlete."

John Kruk

"There is nothing so rewardng in this life as to make people realize they are worthwhile in this world." (Bob Anderson)

BEEF!! its whats for dinner

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."


Hunter S. Thompson

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."


--- Mahatma Gandhi

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously
give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence automatically liberates others."
-Marianne Williamson

"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations."
~ Charles R. Swindoll

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work."- T. Edison And..... "It is better to remain silent and be thougth a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."- A. Lincoln

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

Joan Rivers

"There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else."

Cyrus H. Curtis

"Excuse me while I do the boogaloo"

- James Brown

"What fresh hell is this?"

-Dorothy Parker


I have a cold so this is fitting.

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For you, Wendy;

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

For you, Josh;

"Don't let school interfere with your education.

And for Howdy;

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything.

-Mark Twain

Always treat others as if their heart were breaking because 99% of the time . . . it is. (Grace Hughes)

"You can't handle the truth!"

-Colonel Nathan R. Jessup in A Few Good Men

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)




The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.


Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982)

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No man is worth tears...and the one that is, won't make you cry.

-unknown

A man will treat his wife the same way he treats his mother and his sisters.

Sharon - I love that quote. I sure found that to be true! Hope you have too!

"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." -

Bill Clinton

Just Me - I found that quote years ago and it's stuck with me ever since. Unfortunately, I found out the hard way. I'm very glad you like it!

When caught between two evils, I generaly like to take the one I've never tried before. Mae West 1936

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." I can't remember who.

"I don't belong to an organized political party . . . . I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers.

(from memory, quote may be slightly off)

Anyone know this one's author? I found it long ago in an Opus cartoon and it's my excuse for, well, everything! (except poor grammar~~I do that for attention from my hero, Wendy )

"From deep within our mortal souls, do demons dwell, and take their tolls"

"If you're scared stay home." Stuart Hamm

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. Carl W. Buechner

The only people with whom you should try and get even are those who have helped you. John E. Southard

"Instead of ass, say buns, like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns-hole.'" Mr. Mackey.

Doing something unimportant well, does not make it important.

'good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere!' mae west

problem solving is what you do when you don't know what to do.

K.Duffy,

I'm your hero?!?!? Aw, shucks.

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