Posted by Chuck Norris (+9) 12 years ago
I will punch you in the back of the face.
That is all...
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+10001) 12 years ago
Hello, 2005 is calling and wants their joke back ...

http://www.google.com/sea...rris+Facts
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Posted by Chuck Norris (+9) 12 years ago
hahaha thats so funny the last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Why do I get the feeling that Heath really, really dislikes Chuck Norris?
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Posted by Heath H (+641) 12 years ago
I am sorry for Chuck Norris. He has made way more peace than anyone else on TV WITHOUT a teleprompter. Obama gets the the Nobel Prize?

Chuck Norris said;

Regarding political accountability, Patrick Henry taught that our "Constitution is ... an instrument for the people to restrain the government." Yet Washington politicians trample that founding document by their actions, bypassing its mandates, spinning its words to justify their choices, abandoning its balance of power, and instead using it to accommodate their own desires, partisan politics and runaway spending.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Perhaps my joke was too subtle for you, Heath.
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Posted by LG (+195) 12 years ago
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only acknowledges one element. The element of suprise.
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Posted by Levi Forman (+3712) 12 years ago
Forget Chuck Norris, check out Buzz Aldrin.

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Posted by Bob L. (+5094) 12 years ago
Perhaps my joke was too subtle for you, Heath.

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Almost everything is too subtle for Heath.


I'm setting the over/under on Heath's age at 17.5.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1905) 12 years ago
Bob - I'm thinking 13.5, female, 290 lbs.
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Posted by Amoo Daboo Dabutsu (+110) 12 years ago
Good for Buzz I think he waited about 1:30 longer than he should have to punch that dipsh*t but age brings patience. Chuck can't do that his fists are registered weapons.
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Posted by Bob L. (+5094) 12 years ago
Nice. Pretty good weight shift too. Someone taught Buzz how to throw a punch.
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Posted by Dan Mowry (+1437) 12 years ago
"Nice. Pretty good weight shift too. Someone taught Buzz how to throw a punch."



Bob, that wasn't a weight shift. His Viagra just kicked in.
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Posted by Bob L. (+5094) 12 years ago
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9919) 12 years ago


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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
I am sorry for Chuck Norris. He has made way more peace than anyone else on TV WITHOUT a teleprompter.

Everyone knows Chuck Norris did his Total Gym commericals in ONE take. As Bill O'Reilly is wont to say, he does it LIVE!!!
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