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Posted by howdy (+4945) 12 years ago
A politician went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Sir, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

The politician interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

The doctor replied, "That's true, Sir. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
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Posted by logan earley (+111) 12 years ago
That was a pretty good one Howdy, try this one:

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know poop?"

[This message has been edited by logan earley (9/19/2009)]
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Posted by howdy (+4945) 12 years ago
The first time I heard that joke it applied to Bush...Liked it better then lol....
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Posted by logan earley (+111) 12 years ago
haha, i'd never heard it before....i think it applies more now though, haha
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Posted by howdy (+4945) 12 years ago
and thus is displayed the difference between left and right lol...
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Posted by logan earley (+111) 12 years ago
thats so true
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6078) 12 years ago
Heath had a brain scan once.

Results were negative.
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