|
|
General Discussion
Forum Topic
You are
viewing the Overheard at the grocery store topic in the General Discussion
forum. |
 Overheard at the grocery store, Wendy Wilson, 2/5/2010 7:33:52 PM 
  RE: Overheard at the grocery store, LG, 2/5/2010 7:59:49 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Dan Mowry, 2/5/2010 8:40:04 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Hal Neumann, 2/5/2010 9:47:33 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Matt - Schmitz, 2/6/2010 12:15:45 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, gierke, 2/6/2010 7:49:10 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Richard Bonine, Jr, 2/6/2010 7:53:51 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, T Brown, 2/6/2010 9:27:47 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Wendy Wilson, 2/6/2010 11:30:51 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Steve Craddock, 2/6/2010 12:31:05 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, David Schott, 2/6/2010 1:07:33 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, MollieP, 2/6/2010 1:09:53 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Tucker Bolton, 2/6/2010 1:21:17 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, K.Duffy, 2/6/2010 3:34:45 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, K. D., 2/6/2010 4:18:58 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Jim Howe, 2/6/2010 9:58:21 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Stone, 2/6/2010 10:05:59 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Christen LeBlanc Ramsey, 2/7/2010 12:15:16 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, C. Wilkes, 2/8/2010 2:13:57 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, TK, 2/8/2010 6:06:03 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Maryann McDaniel, 2/8/2010 8:25:22 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Amorette Allison, 2/8/2010 9:05:09 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Jim Howe, 2/8/2010 9:45:52 PM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Chuck Schott, 2/9/2010 10:36:43 AM
RE: Overheard at the grocery store, Gunnar Emilsson, 2/9/2010 10:53:46 AM
| "Stop hitting me in the stomach! Do you want me to throw up on Grandma?!" |
| 'I don't think it's firm enough. Here, you squeeze it and tell me what you think.' |
| "Oh, it's go-time now ass turkey!" |
| Nice melons. |
| "They look real, and no, I am not eating them" |
| this looks like it could be fun! |
| "he's the guy who helped the new home ec teacher move in". True story. |
"I like small wienies"
not even joking....I LMAO !
[This message has been edited by T Brown (2/6/2010)] |
| Mine wasn't a joke either. I heard it yesterday. |
So there I am in the delivery room trying not to explode as this thing pushes its way out of me, and in walks the doctor. His pants are crawling way up his butt-crack, and I look at him and scream, "YOU can't be a doctor. You don't even know you're sportin' a wedgie!"
OK, that one's clear enough. Then a few days later, I overheard this one which left me a bit mystified:
"I'm having a surreal carrot experience." |
Asian lady speaking with a strong accent holds a box of some feminine product up in front of a male clerk who has a "deer in the headlights" look on his face [ ] and asks him, "You got the big ones?" |
my son screaming....but we have to have the Charmins, it's the softest and doesn't leave a medd behind  |
"Yes, she did, Mom did get the crabs in Galveston."
My son to my daughter in a restaurant. By the way the crabs were delicious.  |
| "Would you like me to put your meat in plastic?" |
I heard this one in the Wallyworld paking lot here in MC a few years back, in the middle of the summer. It was a mom yelling at her 5 +/- year old son.
"Fine, stay in the car, and cook your f'ing brains out! See if I care!"
I am sorry, but I thought it was hilarious.
[This message has been edited by K. D. (2/6/2010)] |
"Excuse me, young man, can you tell where your nuts are at?" I was 16 and a brand new carry-out. I just smiled, and she got red |
| Two heads for a Dollar. That is a good price. |
| while working at a grocery store as a bag lady (yes, that's what the owner called me,) i answered the phone 'paper or plastic?' |
This is a good one I heard on friday at Wal-Mart.
"I have to pay for the bigscreen tv and the x-box seperately, unless I can pay for them with foodstamps." I almost pissed myself. |
| quite a few years ago, my mom, sister and I were at KFC in Sidney (I was still in school, so this was like 13+ years ago!). There was a (I assume) grandma, mom and little girl in the booth behind us (and we were eating). All of a sudden, we hear the mom say "did you poo-poo in your pants?" It took all we had to not laugh until after they had left! Don't think I'll ever be able to forget that! |
| What I want to know who is referring to whom? Was the mother talking to her child or to her mother? Or some other kind of combination? |
| In Wal-Mart Sunday, a kid said "I'm pretty sure he's a Wookie." No clue to whom he was referring but his companion appeared human. |
Another overheard at the .......... We were in a "greasy spoon" in Wyo. having lunch when we overheard this conversation. She said " I'll eat your pickle if you'll eat my onion." Ya ever had a fresh gulp of Pepsi shoot out of your nose? Oh, the pain!!! |
I don't know where I heard this but one adult female asked another if the panda's we just sent to China where going to have problems with the language change.
I hope not. |
I think that a lot of people that have been overheard in this thread are also frequent posters in the Classified section of this board.
There are some real sharp tacks over there.  |
|
|
|
- UT