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Posted by Amorette Allison (+9155) 4 months ago
I basically enjoyed it but I swear, if I never have to sit through an overly-loud space battle with great rolling clouds of orange flame, I will die happily. That movie could have been half an hour shorter just by cutting back on those blasted explosions. Really. I've seen them before. And before that. And before that.

I don't ask a lot of Star Wars movies. They are goofy. I love snarky Luke. Darth Jr, is fun. BUT LESS NOISY EXPLOSIONS IN SPACE, PLEASE.

And, yes, I saw what you did there with those less than page-turning Jedi tomes.
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Posted by Shu Pius (+1320) 4 months ago
Saw it a couple weeks ago. After the part where Luke Skywalker squeezed the breast of that 4-boobed giant mutant seal or walrus or whatever that creature was and drank it's milk, it was kind-of a blur after that...I spent the remainder of the movie going "Huh???"
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Posted by Bridgier (+8017) 4 months ago
Yes, the lactation porn WAS a bit unexpected. I'm not saying I'm against it in principle, but I think it's something you probably want to be in the mood for.
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