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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+13742) 5 years ago
A small clock factory caught fire and burned done today. There was some second hand smoke.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+13742) 5 years ago
If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen.
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Posted by Fred South (+135) 5 years ago
Richard, you have way too much time on your hands.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+13742) 5 years ago
Scientists at MIT have reportedly announced that they have discovered a new species of weevil that feeds solely on the cotton fibers in men's underwear.

The researchers have no idea where the species originated, and are appealing to the general public, as well as the rest of the scientific community for any information that would help identify the insect.

They are anxious to identify what weevil lurks in the shorts of men.
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Posted by Jesse Smith (+420) 5 years ago
In New Jersey there was an unprecedented number of crows being hit by trucks, yet they seemed relatively unaffected by passenger cars. Researchers decided to study this phenomenon and noted that when feeding on road kill there was always one crow off by itself acting as a lookout. They concluded that while crows were especially adept at saying "Caw! Caw!" very few were able to say "Truck! Truck!"

[This message has been edited by Jesse Smith (6/29/2013)]
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+13742) 5 years ago
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