North Korea Discovers Unicorn Lair
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+9047) 5 years ago
http://www.guardian.co.uk...orth-korea

Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.

Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair."

Too funny.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+11731) 5 years ago
You learn something new everyday.

I always assumed unicorns were close cousins to the horse, so I had no idea they would live in lairs, like badgers.
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Posted by David Schott (+12378) 5 years ago
"...so I had no idea they would live in lairs, like badgers."

And like The Penguin.

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Posted by SD (+1533) 5 years ago
I recently discovered a Unicorn Lair also. It is over to the side in Walmart.
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Posted by HUBBZ (+72) 5 years ago
One thing to be careful of when coming across a unicorn lair, is never indulge in a game of leap frog with them. I fell for that once, never again.
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Posted by SD (+1533) 5 years ago
Are you saying you ran across a particularly horny unicorn? That could hurt.
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