more dumb (but funny) jokes
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: Why do homemakers preserve extra fruit and vegetables?


A: Because they can.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: If apples come from apple trees, where do chickens come from?


A: Pole Trees.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?


A: Rock-et.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What is the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?

A: The ice.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: Why did the dolphin decide he needed therapy?





A: Because he felt he had no porpoise in life.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Buck Showalter 3 years ago
If I find it again, I'll post it, but I liked one that read:

My ex-wife had the weirdest fetish. She liked to dress as herself and act like a procreateing bitch all the time.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (7/31/2012)]
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: Why do homemakers preserve extra fruit and vegetables?


A: Because they can.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: If apples come from apple trees, where do chickens come from?


A: Pole Trees.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: When does a horse talk?




A: Whinny wants to!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson 3 years ago
Uh oh, Richard. I think you've had a senior moment. You posted the canning and the chicken jokes twice!
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Uh oh, Richard. I think you've had a senior moment. You posted the canning and the chicken jokes twice!


No... I sensed mockery. If you're gonna mock my dumb jokes, you deserve to hear them twice.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What is the main ingredient in dog biscuits?




A: Collie Flour.
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Posted by Frank Hardy 3 years ago
Uh-oh Richard. I think I'm having a senior moment. I'm posting about you posting the canning and chicken jokes twice, twice.

FH
FH
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Posted by AJS 3 years ago
Have you noticed - serving coffee on airplanes causes turbulence.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel attached to his groin. The Bartender asks, "What is that thing?" The pirate responds, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
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Posted by Bob Netherton II 3 years ago
Ok. Now THAT was a good one.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
I asked a girl out to the prom. The day of the prom, I go to a tailor to get a new suit - there was a long line. Next, I went to a limo service to rent a limo- there was an even longer line there. Next, I went to a flower shop to get the girl a batch of roses before picking her up - there was an even longer line there. I pick her up and we go to the prom, there is a line at the entrance. We go to the photo shoot to get a photo together, there is a line there too. We get hungry and decide to get food, there is a line there as well. We get thirsty, there is no punchline.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Dr Mac 3 years ago
Nest stress test -- positive.....
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago

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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson 3 years ago
Gunnar, I'm worried you are going to hell.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
Mom, PBR is a saintly beverage.

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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
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Posted by Bob Netherton II 3 years ago
I can't see that one making ANYONE mad, Richard.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What do you call bears with no ears?




A: B.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson 3 years ago
And here's another dick.


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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Did you hear that a boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other?






Apparently the crews were marooned.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?





A: Roamin' Catholic.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Maybe this will heal your quarterback.

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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
A cannibal runs into another cannibal in the jungle and says "I don't feel so good I found two Catholic priests last week and I ate them and I've been ill ever since". The other cannibal asks "How did you cook them" to which the other cannibal says "I boiled them"

And the other cannibal says "No wonder those were friars"
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What do you call it when cannon balls eat other cannon balls?

A: Cannonballism
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: What is the proper name for a shish kebob?



A: A shish kerobert
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 3 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. 3 years ago
Q: Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?


A: He just couldn't resistor.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson 2 years ago
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