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 more dumb (but funny) jokes, Donator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/28/2012 11:54:16 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/28/2012 11:54:37 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/28/2012 11:55:25 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/28/2012 11:56:10 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/31/2012 2:04:14 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 7/31/2012 2:32:45 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 7/31/2012 2:34:36 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Buck Showalter, 7/31/2012 2:37:31 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 7/31/2012 2:37:42 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 7/31/2012 3:49:03 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/31/2012 6:00:05 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 7/31/2012 6:00:18 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/1/2012 7:11:37 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Wendy Wilson, 8/1/2012 8:40:05 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/1/2012 8:49:01 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/1/2012 9:01:56 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/9/2012 7:06:45 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Frank Hardy, 8/9/2012 11:14:22 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, AJS, 8/9/2012 11:45:52 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/13/2012 9:02:46 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/13/2012 10:55:17 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Bob Netherton II, 8/13/2012 12:11:58 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/14/2012 6:56:39 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/24/2012 8:13:58 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Dr Mac, 8/25/2012 12:12:51 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/25/2012 11:04:57 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Elizabeth Emilsson, 8/27/2012 8:23:08 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/27/2012 2:00:03 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/27/2012 6:38:20 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Bob Netherton II, 8/27/2012 11:04:11 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/28/2012 5:48:07 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes, Wendy Wilson, 8/28/2012 6:57:15 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/28/2012 10:15:45 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/29/2012 11:21:21 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/29/2012 11:25:05 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/29/2012 11:30:18 AM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/29/2012 5:03:04 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/29/2012 5:06:26 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/29/2012 10:23:04 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 8/30/2012 1:44:35 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Richard Bonine, Jr., 8/31/2012 5:06:00 PM
 RE: more dumb (but funny) jokesDonator Gunnar Emilsson, 9/23/2012 9:20:23 PM
 Subject: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Sat Jul 28 11:54:16 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: Why do homemakers preserve extra fruit and vegetables?


A: Because they can.
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Sat Jul 28 11:54:37 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: If apples come from apple trees, where do chickens come from?


A: Pole Trees.
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Sat Jul 28 11:55:25 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?


A: Rock-et.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Sat Jul 28 11:56:10 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What is the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?

A: The ice.
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Jul 31 2:04:14 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: Why did the dolphin decide he needed therapy?





A: Because he felt he had no porpoise in life.
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Tue Jul 31 2:32:45 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Tue Jul 31 2:34:36 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
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Author: Buck Showalter  Posted: Tue Jul 31 2:37:31 PM MDT 2012 From: - MT
If I find it again, I'll post it, but I liked one that read:

My ex-wife had the weirdest fetish. She liked to dress as herself and act like a procreateing bitch all the time.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (7/31/2012)]
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Tue Jul 31 2:37:42 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Tue Jul 31 3:49:03 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Jul 31 6:00:05 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: Why do homemakers preserve extra fruit and vegetables?


A: Because they can.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Jul 31 6:00:18 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: If apples come from apple trees, where do chickens come from?


A: Pole Trees.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 1 7:11:37 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: When does a horse talk?




A: Whinny wants to!
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Wendy Wilson  Posted: Wed Aug 1 8:40:05 AM MDT 2012 From: - UT
Uh oh, Richard. I think you've had a senior moment. You posted the canning and the chicken jokes twice!
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Wed Aug 1 8:49:01 AM MDT 2012 From: - NY
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 1 9:01:56 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Uh oh, Richard. I think you've had a senior moment. You posted the canning and the chicken jokes twice!


No... I sensed mockery. If you're gonna mock my dumb jokes, you deserve to hear them twice. stick tongue out
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Thu Aug 9 7:06:45 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What is the main ingredient in dog biscuits?




A: Collie Flour.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Frank Hardy  Posted: Thu Aug 9 11:14:22 AM MDT 2012 From: - MN
Uh-oh Richard. I think I'm having a senior moment. I'm posting about you posting the canning and chicken jokes twice, twice.

FH
FH
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Author: AJS  Posted: Thu Aug 9 11:45:52 PM MDT 2012 From: - WA
Have you noticed - serving coffee on airplanes causes turbulence. roll eyes (sarcastic)
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Mon Aug 13 9:02:46 AM MDT 2012 From: - NY
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Mon Aug 13 10:55:17 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel attached to his groin. The Bartender asks, "What is that thing?" The pirate responds, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
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Author: Bob Netherton II  Posted: Mon Aug 13 12:11:58 PM MDT 2012 From: - MT
Ok. Now THAT was a good one.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Aug 14 6:56:39 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
I asked a girl out to the prom. The day of the prom, I go to a tailor to get a new suit - there was a long line. Next, I went to a limo service to rent a limo- there was an even longer line there. Next, I went to a flower shop to get the girl a batch of roses before picking her up - there was an even longer line there. I pick her up and we go to the prom, there is a line at the entrance. We go to the photo shoot to get a photo together, there is a line there too. We get hungry and decide to get food, there is a line there as well. We get thirsty, there is no punchline.
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Fri Aug 24 8:13:58 PM MDT 2012 From: - MT
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Author: Dr Mac  Posted: Sat Aug 25 12:12:51 AM MDT 2012 From: - TX
Nest stress test -- positive.....
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Sat Aug 25 11:04:57 AM MDT 2012 From: - MT

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Author: Elizabeth Emilsson  Posted: Mon Aug 27 8:23:08 AM MDT 2012 From: - CO
Gunnar, I'm worried you are going to hell.
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Mon Aug 27 2:00:03 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
Mom, PBR is a saintly beverage.

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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Mon Aug 27 6:38:20 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
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Author: Bob Netherton II  Posted: Mon Aug 27 11:04:11 PM MDT 2012 From: - MT
I can't see that one making ANYONE mad, Richard.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Aug 28 5:48:07 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What do you call bears with no ears?




A: B.
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Author: Wendy Wilson  Posted: Tue Aug 28 6:57:15 PM MDT 2012 From: - UT
And here's another dick.


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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Tue Aug 28 10:15:45 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Did you hear that a boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other?






Apparently the crews were marooned.
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 29 11:21:21 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?





A: Roamin' Catholic.
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Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Wed Aug 29 11:25:05 AM MDT 2012 From: - NY
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 29 11:30:18 AM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Maybe this will heal your quarterback. smile

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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 29 5:03:04 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
A cannibal runs into another cannibal in the jungle and says "I don't feel so good I found two Catholic priests last week and I ate them and I've been ill ever since". The other cannibal asks "How did you cook them" to which the other cannibal says "I boiled them"

And the other cannibal says "No wonder those were friars"
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 29 5:06:26 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What do you call it when cannon balls eat other cannon balls?

A: Cannonballism
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Wed Aug 29 10:23:04 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: What is the proper name for a shish kebob?



A: A shish kerobert
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Thu Aug 30 1:44:35 PM MDT 2012 From: - NY
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Author: Donator Richard Bonine, Jr.  Posted: Fri Aug 31 5:06:00 PM MDT 2012 From: - WY
Q: Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?


A: He just couldn't resistor.
 Subject: RE: more dumb (but funny) jokes
Author: Donator Gunnar Emilsson  Posted: Sun Sep 23 9:20:23 PM MDT 2012 From: - MT
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