|What Is Couple Sex?
For all you Grand Fathers and Grand Mothers, be sure you understand the question
An 8-year-old girl went to her
grandfather, who was working
in the yard and asked him,
"Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised
that she would ask such a question,
but decided that if she's old enough
to ask the question, then she's old
enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out,
he proceeded to tell her all about
human reproduction and the joys
and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the
little girl was looking at him with
her mouth hanging open, eyes wide
Seeing the look on her face, the
grandfather asked her, "Why did
you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma
says that dinner will be ready in
just a couple secs."
[This message has been edited by Kelly (6/1/2012)]
|You and Bonine Jr. need to get together and find a room.
|Reminds me of a real-life similar question:
"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Which involved a lengthy and detailed birds and bees talk, followed with "is there anything you don't understand?"
Met with "Yes, my friend at school said he came from Dallas, Texas. Where is Texas?"
/palm to head/