It's so cold out that...
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
The turkey will voluntarily climb into the oven.
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster 4 years ago
And a turkey will voluntarily climb into another turkey.
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Posted by Dan Mowry 4 years ago
mfmmfmmfmfmmffffmffff!!


Sorry, that was a bit muffled... I was so damn cold that I climbed into a turkey.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.
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Posted by Hal Neumann 4 years ago
It's so cold out . . . Wall Street bankers are keeping their hands in their own pockets.
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Posted by Dona Stebbins 4 years ago
It's so cold out that the kids at the mall have pulled their pants up.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson 4 years ago
It's so cold that the locals are wearing long pants.
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Posted by Jeff Denton 4 years ago
it's so cold out that I have to refer to my drivers license to figure out what sex I am.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... Pamela Anderson has been downgraded from "hot" to "tepid"
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Posted by Denise Selk 4 years ago
Oh, Richard, she was downgraded many years ago.
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Posted by korky II 4 years ago
It's so cold out I saw four dogs frozen to fire hydrants on the way to work this morning.
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Posted by mercy me 4 years ago
Richard you are and continue to be hilarious..Dona wish my son had been at that mall...Korky II as long as they aren't on my block...Dan miss you and yours cousin.We think of you all often.
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Posted by Vicky Strom 4 years ago
It is so warm down here in Texas, we have our air conditioning on!
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Posted by Steve Sullivan 4 years ago
It's so cold that the politicians are talking about the homeless.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... I left Starbucks with mocha lattés and got into my car with fudgesicles.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... kissing someone with braces is likely to involve surgical procedures!
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Posted by Stone 4 years ago
It is so cold out that Miles City Cowboys won the State championship.
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Posted by Denise Selk 4 years ago
Ahem, ahem, Stone. It is so cold out, that the Billings Central Rams LOST the State Championship.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson 4 years ago
It's so cold out Gunnar wrapped himself in lefse.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II 4 years ago
.....Yukon Cornelius just rode by, pulled by a team of poodles.
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Posted by Amorette Allison 4 years ago
I LOVE Yukon Cornelius. Actually, he had a mixed team but it did include poodles.
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Posted by Steve Z 4 years ago
Its soo cold out that I almost pee'd my pants just to feel the warming sensation.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... Apple is introducing the iParka.
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Posted by LTBRW 4 years ago
Its so cold out.... that Richard crawled up the turkeys butt to come up with all these fowl jokes!!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that ... my kids grades seemed to be improving at school - when you apply the wind chill factor, a 57% looks like 93%.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II 4 years ago
It has warmed up. Thank God.
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Posted by ABE 4 years ago
Obamas move'n back to Kenya.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... I saw a squirrel burying Sterno!
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Posted by ike eichler 4 years ago
It's so cold out...That I heard a brass monkey singing soprano.
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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson 4 years ago
That the Kee birds are singing: Kee, kee, riste it's cold.
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Posted by Herbie 4 years ago
It's so cold that the balls of the balls of the brass monkey fell off!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr 4 years ago
It's so cold out that... Scotsmen are wearing down-filled kilts
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Posted by SS66 4 years ago
Its so cold out that... my outie bellybutton turned into an innie to conserve warmth
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